Who wouldn't want to get smacked by this saucy little minx? Also, none of those things happened.
Flash forward X number of years. Husband (obviously not the aforementioned fartknocker) and I have found ourselves living down the street from the location of Slapfest 1996. We don't frequent the buffet as we discovered your metabolism dies the moment you find true love (it's a story deeply buried in the Hans Christian Andersen archives), but we do go out for the occasional pie. So, given the rich history of this particular pizza place, you can imagine my dismay when we went there one day to find they were closed. Closed! The nerve! So many cherished memories of blowing straw wrappers at my besties before going to somebody's house to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail...again! Dust in the wind, man. (You're my boy, Blue!)
Flash foward again. Something intriguing happened. A few weeks ago, Red's Savoy popped up within cat tossing distance of our house. Noah, having grown wary of the ever changing rotation of meth labs fronting as pizza shacks was overjoyed, whereas I was nonplussed. I know everyone raves about it like it's one of God's greatest creations (that would actually be the Pocket Hose), but we went there the Sunday after our bachelor and bachelorette parties, and it didn't blow my mind. It was good, and it got the job done, which was a miracle in and of itself given the magnitude of my hangover. Actually, I wasn't too bad. In fact, when I got home from the bar, I was trying to get everyone to rally. At 3 am. Where half the people staying in our apartment had been drinking since well before noon, one of which (take a wild guess who) had long since gone to bed with his flip flops still on. So while Red's will be given another shot (oh God were there ever shots that night) sometime soon, tonight we're doing it right. Tonight we consume Pizza Luce!
My half has goat cheese on it. I may have just drooled on myself. Don't judge.
Luce is, hands down, my favorite. The sauce is perfect, they use a ton of cheese, and I don't know what they do with their crust but I swear on this carpet sample it's downright good for you (right? RIGHT???). It's a pity I have no idea how to run a business (I'm amazed I can keep plants alive) because I would throw a Luce in that old Godfathers spot so fast the citizens of Fridley wouldn't know what hit them. Unfortunately their locations aren't exactly northern suburban friendly, so occasionally we'll sacrifice a night at home and stay downtown in a hotel where were we can order in from the comfort of a big fluffy bed. I highly recommend doing it as a date night once in a while. Typically I'll grab a drink at the bar while Noah runs the suitcase upstairs, and then he'll slide up next to me all, "Clive. Clive Bixby. Let me get you a cosmo with one of the drink tickets I got for being a rewards member! CHA-CHING!" Gotta make sure to be up to the room before the Vikings game, because preseason or not, Noah will not want to miss the first kickoff of the year! Skol!